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             There once was a Miss Piggy 
            Her tail was very wiggly 
            She barked like a dog 
            but......looked like a hog 
            Miss Piggy was sweet 
            but slow on her feet 
            'cause she liked to eat 
            Some think she is mean 
            But I think she is keen 
            If you ever think about crying 
            Just imagine Miss Piggy trying 
            To get you smiling.
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