Why don't you all come on down to Penticton and spend your Alaska money here. For lots of reasons:

1. You can drive.
2. Your money goes much further in Canada.
3. We love Americans.
4. We don't get hardly any rain here, it is semi-arid desert at 50% off, so you can leave your rain gear at home.
5. We talk with funny accents and every sentence ends with "eh".........very entertaining.
6. We don't take ourselves very seriously and laugh a lot.
7. We don't take our politicians seriously either.